Procedure
Combine warm water, yeast, and honey in the bowl of your stand mixer and stir gently. Allow yeast to bloom and foam up for 5 minutes.
Add butter, brown sugar, and salt, and stir together. Fit stand mixer with the dough hook and turn on to the lowest setting. Begin adding flour, 1/2 cup at a time, until a dough starts to come together. Use a rubber spatula to scrape everything together. If the dough is sticky, add a little bit more flour.
Turn the mixer to medium high and knead the dough for about 5 minutes until it feels smooth and bouncy. Turn the dough onto a clean worksurface and roll into a smooth ball. Grease the inside of the mixing bowl, and place the ball of dough back inside. Cover with a damp towel and allow to rest in a warm place for 20 minutes.
In the meantime, make the filling. Combine the cream cheese, pickled jalapeños, and mozzarella cheese into a homogenous mixture. (The amount of jalapeños and mozzarella cheese can be to your taste, but keep in mind it needs to fit inside the pretzels.) Set aside.
On a lightly-floured worksurface, divide the rested dough into 5 equal pieces and roll each piece into a ball. Then roll each into a long slug-like shape that is fatter in the middle and tapers off on the ends. These should be about 20–22 inches in length.
Then, take one of your long tapered pieces of dough and, using a small, lightly-floured rolling pin, roll out the middle two-thirds of the dough. The midpoint should measure about 3–3.5 inches when it is rolled out. Spread roughly one-fifth of the cream cheese mixture in a line along this rolled out section of dough, leaving some dough exposed above and below. Then overlap the exposed edges together over the filling and pinch together tightly, making sure the filling is sealed in well. You should end up with a long dough slug again, that is similar in size and shape to when you started. Twist this into a pretzel shape. Set aside and repeat with the other dough slugs.
In a large pot, combine water and baking soda for water bath and bring to a boil. Preheat oven to 425°F. Line 1 or 2 large baking trays with parchment paper.
Place each pretzel in the boiling water bath for 10 seconds on each side, then place on the parchment-lined tray. (I find it easiest to put them in face-down in the water first, flip, and then lift up with a spatula.) Give plenty of space in between, as they will puff up as they bake.
Pack on the panko breadcrumbs or crushed chicharrones onto the wet dough. Brush with additional water from the water bath if necessary for more adhesion.
Bake for about 15 minutes in the middle rack of the oven. Eat them as soon as you can manage without burning your fingers!